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[digiteyesed]

"Hiiii, you've reached this delightful Ene-chan. Sadly for you, I'm busy at the moment, so leave a message and I'll get back to you later~"

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[espersions]

[ and then, a little while later: ]

oops I didn't mean to sent that. my mistake.

[ of course it clearly wasn't. but "super pretty cyber girl sir ene chan" sounds a lot like:

1. Ket has a crush

or

2. Another unfortunate example of Ket's extraordinary talent for name-mangling.

and quite possibly both. In any case, either possibility is a source of potential amusement, and definitely the sort of thing the object of Ket's attention ought to know about. ]

[digiteyesed]

[Actually, hilariously, Ene was the one who told him to call her that specifically because of his extraordinary talent for name-mangling. So she doesn't notice the attempt to embarrass him at first. Or that mocking expression that would clue her in on the joke. All she does is note with some amusement that he's still using that title and wonders how long this joke can play out, going to type a casual response not to worry about it...

But wait. How do you just accidentally forward something to a complete stranger? Hmmmm.]

Oops~ That's some mistake, sending private messages to strangers like that. Don't be too embarrassed, texting is hard for all old people.

1/4

[espersions]

amazing, isn't it? I have NO idea how that

[espersions]

[ wait ]

[espersions]

[ goddammit ]

[espersions]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN OLD MAN?

[digiteyesed]

[Hahaha sore spot found.]

Eh? You mean you're not? I imagined only some geriatric would be making simple mistakes like that, although thinking about it, you couldn't have even had my number in your address book for ease of simple mistake access. Mm, a complicated mistake like that could only be made by an old timer. And then I took a look at your profile, and...

Well, I suppose that must just not be a very flattering photo.

[espersions]

[ hey he looks okay for an 80-year-old ]

oh well I guess not everyone can be a "super pretty cyber girl."

[digiteyesed]

[Sure you do old timer]

I know, I know, isn't it tragic? But don't feel too bad gramps, I know it's sad enough to crush your spirits completely, but one day I'm sure there's someone who'll look at your wrinkles and grey hair and think you're beautiful. It might be a long time coming, but I'm rooting for you, even if it takes years!

...Ah, I hope it doesn't take more time than you have...