Day 2 Spades party

[digiteyesed]

[Once again the team has been gathered, this time in their SWEET RAVE SET which has been locked for privacy.]

Thanks again for meeting team! And to Kokichi for stocking up on supplies, that's very nice.

Looks like we've got votes in spades, good job almost everyone. So lets figure out who's covering who, yeah? Kokichi and I are voting for each other, everyone else make sure you're paired off, and someone make sure to vote for Battler.

We should talk about what to do with our seven extra votes as well. Team F and Team D are in real trouble, we could help them out. I already gave one to Team F, so they need one more, and D still needs three if any of you are feeling charitable. We're likely going to be in a position to send a few people to the hotel, so how do we want to go about that? Anybody seen any volunteers?

Comments

[chestboard]

Voted for more? ...Ehehe... [most likely that one.]

[jinglebros]

The fuck, you trying to get to the hotel this early?

[chestboard]

As long as I can beat Beato~! [listen he says all of this now but he'll end up regretting it and taking it all back in a few moments from now.]

[jinglebros]

You know that'll kill people, right? If you're both taking away votes from others?

[chestboard]

[..........OH

OH NO!!]

What?! Noooouugghh no no! That's not what I want at all! Eeeehhh?!

[jinglebros]

Once you surpass the extra votes, every vote for you two is a vote that doesn't ensure someone else's survival.

[chestboard]

Oh shit! Dammit all! Maybe this is what Beato wanted?! She would definitely try and kill people...!

[what a fool he's been!!]

[jinglebros]

Beato, huh? This happen to be that Beatrice witch lady?

[chestboard]

...Ah? Y-yeah, Beato is Beatrice.

[digiteyesed]

[Pulls on Battler's ear] Oiiiii.

[chestboard]

Whaaaa--!! Ow owwwwwaaauggh! Why?!

[digiteyesed]

[Holding his ear down so she can loom over him, she is only five foot tall, have fun stooping] Hmm? Are you really asking me why? Can it be, you actually think that bet is a good idea at all?

[chestboard]

[and with him being 5'11, he's definitely leaning down.]

A...are you saying it's not good? [OF COURSE IT ISN'T GOOD knock some sense into him pls.]

[digiteyesed]

Hmmm, isn't it? [Moves so she's pinching both his cheeks] Do I think a bet that will steal votes from people in need, killing them, and resulting in you being evicted from the competition altogether, is not good? I wonder why I'd think that. Jeez Battler, it sounds like you've been completely taken in by a bet that will result in you losing the entire game and also murder dozens of people. But hey. You'll at least win this one small bet, right?

[chestboard]

[...kuh..... kuuuhhhhh....!! battler can't help but see her logic, and see just how blind he really was!! battler frowned in her grasp, closing his eyes! time to beg for forgiveness!]

I.... was a fool.... aauugghh....! No please I don't want that, I don't want any of that! I want everyone to live, I want.... them to live....! I take it back... I take it all back...!

[digiteyesed]

Oh, phew! [Let's go of his face, pushing him so he'll hopefully fall off balance.]

[chestboard]

[and he just allows it! now falling back and simply... laying there....]

I'm... sorry!

[ibedeadpeople]

So...does that mean you're volunteering to go out now?

[chestboard]

Now I'm unsure!!

[stop him pls]

[ibedeadpeople]

I mean, if you wanna go, it's your choice. It might make your dad happy and all.

[chestboard]

Wha.... why would it make my old man happy?

[bringing up rudolf just irritates battler sometimes, it seems.]

[ibedeadpeople]

Shouldn't he want you to be safe? That's what popular media seems to think fathers are all about.

[chestboard]

Look... [battler scratches the back of his head.]

It's complicated between me and my old man. He would want me safe, sure... but we're in this with our families, he wouldn't want me out of the game that easily. I gotta look out for my sister first and foremost.

[rustedlinings]

Whoa, ah! We got a lot of family drama in such a little group, eh?

[chestboard]

Heh.... you really have no idea at all.

[the ushiromiya family is the most complicated ever.]